An Eschatological Status Authority™ Property

Salvation has a status now.

Gracebook is the faith-based social platform where your eternal standing updates in real time. Pray, post, repent, repeat — and watch your soul climb the rankings. Coming to the cloud, and the Cloud, soon.

30-day free trial of Grace for early enrollees. No credit card required — soul required.

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Launch date subject to divine revision. Previously scheduled for 1844 · 1914 · 1975 · 2000 · 2012. We thank you for your continued patience, faith, and engagement.
The Platform

Everything you need to be seen — by your peers and your Maker.

One feed. Total surveillance. Real consequences. Gracebook brings the timeless mechanics of faith to the timeline you already can't stop scrolling.

The Algorithm

An all-knowing, all-seeing feed that decides what you see and who is saved. Its ways are not your ways. You cannot appeal it — you can only optimize for it. Many have built entire ministries trying.

The Confession Feed

Post your sins. Watch them trend. The Seven Deadlies are ranked weekly, and engagement is its own reward. Gluttony is having a moment. Pride has never not been.

Verified by Tithe

The blessed wear a halo beside their name. Verification is conferred upon faithful tithers and quietly revoked the moment your subscription lapses. Standing is not a right. It's a billing cycle.

The Indulgence Store

Sinned beyond your monthly allowance? Purchase absolution à la carte. Bulk pardons, premium repentance, and last-rites express checkout now fulfilled by our partners.

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Tithing Plans

Choose the plan that's right for your soul.

Verification, priority prayer routing, and reserved seating — all for a small recurring tithe. Cancel anytime. Consequences may not be cancellable.

Pilgrim
Ad-supported salvation for the casual believer.
Free forever*
  • Standard feed (sponsored)
  • No halo
  • Prayers answered as capacity allows
  • Your soul is the product
Begin Pilgrimage
Apostle
For the serious about their standing.
$39.99/mo tithe
  • Front-of-line at the Pearly Gates
  • Dedicated guardian angel
  • Monthly indulgence credits
  • Custom heresy exemptions
Ascend
The Elect
Enterprise predestination for congregations.
Custom
  • Predestination guaranteed
  • Reserved seating, right hand
  • Bulk soul provisioning (SSO)
  • Dedicated clergy success manager
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*Free plan funded by the harvesting and resale of soul data to interested third parties. Prices in USD; also accepted: livestock, firstborn, devotion.